Credit to my friend for providing the basics.
noun: Eiffel Tower
adjective: green
mood: constipated.

This poetic quickie is what I put together after a little more thought from the drive home.
Pretty sure this isn't something you can expect out of me if I get a time slot out of Monday's Open Mic.

Mean, green, a bit obscene
Why couldn't this constipation be just a dream?
I've got an Eiffel Tower ready to launch from my ass
Oh lord
Please just let this pass
Through my intestines and past my colon
Have me thinking a bit of my life's been stolen.
This moment in time I'll never get back.
Stuck here waiting for that rat a tat tat
Splish splash
Now I'm done with that

I look to my left...
Well crap.
Doesn't even matter
We're out of toilet paper